Tim Allen and Drew Carey



If this one happened in real life, I’d do it all the same.

I am attending the US Open tennis tournament.  I am with someone, possibly the Nutter, maybe the Random Randroid.  It is unclear.  It certainly is not fulsome, thus akin to real life as he is never around.  These details are not important to the dream itself, just a little insider information for the sticklers.  Everywhere  around the stadium, instead of the normal advertising signs, there are photos of Tim Allen.  Just his smiling portrait, no labeling, nothing.  It is creepy a la Third World Dictator or possibly Jeb Bush’s guest bedroom bathroom. It somehow became apparent in the dream that the Allen images were an ad campaign for his comeback sitcom. 


For the first part of the dream we are sitting pretty high up in Arthur Ashe stadium and the stadium is full but quiet, later the stadium is empty, but we are still up top (I’ll never get good seats I guess).  Then Drew Carey shows up, apparently he is producing and co-starring in the Tim Allen sitcom.  He is excited to tell us what it is all about.  He starts in by saying it is about how hard it is to be a conservative in Hollywood.  At this point, with every word he tries to get out of his mouth, I make a walrus or seal noise really loudly.  


Drew Carey: “No you see, it’s…”




Drew Carey: “It’s actually pretty fu-“




Drew Carey: “I think you-“




Drew Carey: “Please just wat-“




It just kept going like that. I wish I could have done that to him for reals.  I don’t know why.  He was being annoying and the show sounded pretty dumb.  Kind of like something that Pajamas Media might exec-produce.  I can’t wait for the show about Instapundit.  I mean Emeril and Tony Kornheiser…

6 Responses to “Tim Allen and Drew Carey”

  • I like it.

    I have been using Nyquil lately, so I can’t remember my dreams.

  • You can’t go wrong with a good BLAAARRTT! Alan Colmes should try that sometime.

  • Seriouslu, if he ever pitches that show to me I’m gonna just MUUUUUUUUNNNNNNMMMHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH in his face. Nothing else.

    It is the only way to communicate the subtlety and sophistication of the exact feeling.

  • Speaking the language of the emu is the only known way to prevent one from charging at you. I think you MWEEEEAARRRHHHHD in self-defense.

  • Drew i LOVE you!!!!!!!!!!I have alwaays been your biggest fan in the whole wide world!!!!!!You rock!!!!!i love your show!!!!!Don’t ever change Drew!!!And don’t worry Tim i love your show too!!!i watch both of your shows every single day!!!i love you!!!!!And Drew if you ever see this please e-mail me or add my msn at britt-any22@ hotmail.com!!thanks a million to this website for lettingme put my feelings about Drew!!!!I could say so much but my fingers are getting tired of typing so i will stop.But Drew i really hope you get my e-mail address.thanks!!!I love you Drew!!!!!!!!!And MIMI,and Lewis and Oswald ans Steve and Kate and Kelly and Mr.Wick and ofcoarse you too Speedy!!!!!you guys rock the world!!!!!!!dont ever change!!!!I love you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    love:the biggest fan in the world!!!!;brittany!!!!!!!!

  • Drew Carey you rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you rock so much!!!!!sososo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!go Drew!!!!!!!!!!!!woohoo!!!!!!!!!!Drew rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you Drew Carey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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