Monthly Archive for December, 2005

Well, We Got the Timebomb Without Torture

..but now what do we do with it? Please continue to show your love of this feature with no comments.

It’s not clear what’s going on, but Sinead O’Connor and I discover a ticking timebomb. There is no evidence that torture was used to discover said bomb. Also, no evidence for why Sinead is there in the first place. She’s not very talkative. I don’t remember her saying anything actually. It is clear that she is conveying information with meaningful doe-eyed glances. What is conveyed is this: the bomb must be transported to somewhere, somewhere supposedly safer. Now for some reason the bomb is dangerous to move, but we put it in a special backpack that insulates it from shock and now I’m supposed to jog with it across town. [ed. Sinead just came on the radio RIGHT NOW, not in the dream, in reality- weird!!, “Jump in the River”- probably the non-Karen Finley version, sad] Anyhow, the dream turns into one where I’m just running and it feels so good. Like where you feel like you are getting exercise but just hitting that runner’s high. This is a depressing sort of dream for me because I never exercise and am out of shape, and probably can’t even make it through Underworld’s “Cowgirl” (8:57) on the treadmill. I’m not sure what Sinead was doing but she was supportive, and I just felt so motivated and unburdened even though I was wearing some sort of Unabomber Jansport Sportsac.